In Case of Emergency, Grow Beard

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QUICK! The alarm is going off. Problems are mounting. People are shouting, tearing their hair, gnashing their teeth. WHAT DO YOU DO? 

Easy. GROW A BEARD. That will take care of EVERYTHING.