Hipsters don't scale

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As heard by Jason Cohen, "Startup advice overheard: you have too many hipsters, you won't scale like that. Hire some fat guys who know c++".

Such profound genius doesn't deserve to go unnoticed, so grab a $10 tee (printed on high quality Canvas 4.2oz tees) and make sure those damn hipsters know they'll never match up with "fat guys who know c++".