Winners Don't Use Drugs
This campaign didn't reach its goalpre-ordered
This shirt provides a biting criticism of drugs and the losers who use them, in the form of a quote from former FBI director and drug critic William S. Sessions.
Drug user? No problem. Sessions was fired by the President himself in 1993 for "[exhibiting] serious deficiencies in judgment", which is legal speak for "being a loser". Irony is great. Buy this shirt.
Campaign URL: sessions