When people see such a sophisticated specimen wearing such a glorious shirt, they can only have one reaction, “There goes a practical person who’s pants remain high and gun comfortably in reach.” The point is, with this snake-oil-chic graphic T-shirt (or Mug) you will be the envy of every Tom, Dick, and Gunslinging Nancy on the block! Warning! Side Effects can include: looking TOO fly, random hail of bullets, being called a cheat at cards, habitually wearing black hats, bringing two horses too many, and, in some extreme cases, itchy tag syndrome.

There’s only one thing more stupid than quitting your job, selling everything you own, and moving halfway across the country to start your own business entertaining tourists with historical stories of cowboys and their guns. That is setting up in one of the most expensive and parts of the country, Jackson, Wyoming. Do you even know how much permits are in that town!? I’m not going to go into details but think high then go higher. Thing is, starting something on your own bankroll is equally as expensive as it is terrifying.  So to all of you that help me get to where I’m going, I sincerely thank you.

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