Let the world know you are a proud member of Michaelbrent's Minions. This line of swag is guaranteed to improve your IQ by 10 points, add +8 to your Dexterity Score, and (if you wear it when the Mothership arrives) grants you an extra bag of on-ship peanuts and $3 off the in-flight movie (some Oscar bait movie starring Zac Efron as mother Theresa).
The perfect gift for bookworms and fans of Michaelbrent Collings, and the perfect way to remind everyone YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM.
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