According to the Bible, the prophet Jonah spent 3 days in the belly of a great fish. This story has raised several questions from both scholars and cool chill people like us. Questions like:

Was the "great fish" a whale?
Did Jonah die?
Was the whole story of Jonah a satire—and not something to be interpreted literally?
Was the "whale" an ancient underwater UFO?
Did that UFO whale have WiFi?
What was Jonah's email address?
Are undersea email users at a high risk of "phishing"?

We may never know the answers to these timeless theological questions. 

But we can contemplate them while wearing this cool shirt. 
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