Mr Collins - Pride and Prejudice quote

For those awkward dinners with long drawn out silences - what better way to liven up the conversation than to comment on the excellent boiled potatoes. 

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Plant Powered Vegan Superhero T-Shirt

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$23
(EU) Explosive Fury Potato

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$23
Laughing Woman Eating Vegetable Salad

<p>laughing woman eating healthy vegetable salad </p>

$22
Plants have protein

Keep Calm Plants Have Protein - High Quality Tee<div><br></div><div>@SolFoodVegan SolFoodVegan.com</div>

$23
Vegeta - TS00219HO

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$45
Vegetarians Don't Eat Pussy

Vegetarians are not a girls best friend! They don't eat pussy!!

$22
EAT MORE PLANTS

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$19
Relax, You Had Beets!

<b></b>Ever enjoy a nice beet salad or a delicious cup of borscht, only to have a shocking discovery the next morning? Wear it as a public service announcement to remind people not to freak out after enjoying nature's reddest root vegetable!<div><br></div><div><i>*photo of actual Teespring shirt</i></div><div><br></div><div> <img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/59909861/RelaxBeets.jpg"><br> </div><div><br></div><div><i>*close up of design</i></div><div><br></div><div> <img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/59909861/RelaxBeetsDesign.jpg"><br> </div>

$22
Sweet Potato tee

Say it like Popeye never did.<br>

$11
Just a carrot.

It is what it is.<br>

$6
Veggie Vegetable Powered Vegetarian T Sh

* JUST RELEASED *<div><br></div><div>Limited Time Only</div><div>This item is NOT available in stores.</div><div><br></div><div>Guaranteed safe checkout:</div><div>PAYPAL | VISA | MASTERCARD</div><div><br></div><div>Click BUY IT NOW To Order Yours!</div>

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