In the good old days music was made like it was supposed to be: with anvils and hammers and slamming car doors. Now you've got all these kids with their Abletons and their Winamps who don't know where they came from.
Help them out by sporting this tee to your local industrial night. You will get meaningful nods of admiration from your peers, and looks of puzzlement and fear from the youngsters.
This shirt is also a great way to smoke out recovering rivetheads on Casual Fridays. Imagine bring able to replace tortured smalltalk about the weather with hour long inter-office chat debates about if their favourite band is really industrial.