Justin loves our new office, mostly for all the random dogs
roaming about. However, he felt like kind of a lech going up to pet strange dogs
without permission, so we made him this shirt to serve as a warning to others.
Kind of like how sex offenders have to introduce themselves when they move to a new neighborhood (but actually nothing like that). Now you too can artlessly out yourself as a Dog Creeper and run around giving petsies with impunity.