It is time to show your conformity to our wishes! Proclaim your utter dependence on our audial dominance! Succumb to the soft, whispering demon voice we've implanted in your skull and FALL IN LINE!

FRONT: Our Stylish Logo
BACK: The Narrator's Complete Intro lovingly copy-pasted from amongst the earliest of Rude Alchemy's ancient scribblings.

Available in 'Basic Tee' or 'Women's Fitted!'

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