Revised shirt with skier's rant ON BACK. Note: two price point options in S-sleeve, and one in L-sleeve.
I really have to get new shorts, these drag too much on the
pull outs • Dammit, too much lube in my
bindings • Man, that was a sweet gate! • I forgot, which palm goes up?
• Could I backside the 1 ball any
closer? It's only my first pass but I
smell a PB today! • Glad I adjusted my fin for this offside turn,
hope it's not too much! • How long do I have
to wait for the 2 ball?
• This ski is so much more stable
than a Monza. Maybe I should have tried
a D3? •
That was a sweet 3 ball! Stop
looking at the buoys!
• I really like my new vest • The
water is smooth! I should be
barefooting! • @#%&! I’m late at 4 •
Maybe my fin should be .0001 longer, then I would always be early •
When's the last time I changed the impeller? • Ok,
on cross winds to the North I need
to really hold my 1-3-5 lean for .125 seconds longer,
and to the South, opposite
• Oh wait, I think I have that
backwards. Someone really needs to
adjust that 5 ball • Why is the engine revving so much? •
Tacos and Corona sound good for dinner
• Breath... Breath...
Breath! • I could swear the 6 ball was farther down
course. Is PP/ZO set correctly? Probably not
• Stupid driver. Dammit, missed the gates... maybe they didn’t
Close enough for me! Lets cut the