Revised shirt with skier's rant ON BACK.  Note: two price point options in S-sleeve, and one in L-sleeve. 

Shirt Text:
I really have to get new shorts, these drag too much on the pull outs  •  Dammit, too much lube in my bindings  •  Man, that was a sweet gate!  •  I forgot, which palm goes up?  •  Could I backside the 1 ball any closer?  It's only my first pass but I smell a PB today!  •  Glad I adjusted my fin for this offside turn, hope it's not too much!  •  How long do I have to wait for the 2 ball?  •  This ski is so much more stable than a Monza.  Maybe I should have tried a D3?  •  That was a sweet 3 ball!  Stop looking at the buoys!  •  I really like my new vest  •  The water is smooth!  I should be barefooting!  •  @#%&! I’m late at 4  •  Maybe my fin should be .0001 longer, then I would always be early  •  When's the last time I changed the impeller?  •  Ok, on cross winds to the North I need to really hold my 1-3-5 lean for .125 seconds longer, and to the South, opposite  •  Oh wait, I think I have that backwards.  Someone really needs to adjust that 5 ball  •  Why is the engine revving so much?  •  Tacos and Corona sound good for dinner  •  Breath... Breath... Breath!  •  I could swear the 6 ball was farther down course.  Is PP/ZO set correctly?  Probably not  •  Stupid driver.  Dammit, missed the gates... maybe they didn’t notice  •  Close enough for me!  Lets cut the rope!

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