"He MaY bE a bIG bAd dOg-- BuT HE HaS A bIg HEART"
. . .
YEAH RIGHT.
Boy this kid is a pain in the A**
He snuck into my HOUSE, starting ASSERTING HIMSELF like he knows what's best for ME--
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA START ENCOURAGING HIM?!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!
THIS ISN'T SOME CUTE HALLMARK MOMENT THIS IS BREAKING AND ENTERING--
I COULD TEAR HIM TO PIECES BUT NONE OF YOU WILL LET ME
THIS ISN'T A JOKE
Get outta here, SappyMcSapperson.
We don't settle for that trope around these parts. . .