You’re sitting in your rocket heading to space.
Control’s dropping nominals all over the place.
Rockets going up while the fuel is goin down.
Making engines burn with that awesome sound.
The boosters are empty, they’re ready for droppin.
The bolts go boom, and things start fallen.
But not the booster, they’re sticking around,
And now your nose starts pointing at the ground.
The mission’s a failure, you’re ready for ragin’,
Ground control asks did yo Check yo Stagin!
When flying to space- Check yo Stagin!
When you’re building a rocket - Check yo Stagin!
When you’re eating space food
When you’re selling a house
when performing Shakespeare
When you’re drinking a soda - Check yo Stagin!
When you need a new shirt - Check yo Stagin!