Damsels do it their DAMN SELVES!

Knights in shining armor need not apply. We got this.<div>Concept by comedian Pete Holmes, art by Jenny Fine!</div>


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Michelle Obama has been the epitome of class and grace, on the first night of the DNC she shared the First Family's motto which inspired us all "When they go low - we go high" . Grab your tee today!


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I'm not Mean, I'm Honest

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Not Getting Older, Becoming Legend

<div>I am not getting older. I am becoming a legend.<br>Inspirational and empowering gift idea for older parents, older dad, older mom, grandparents, grandpa, grandma, older aunt, older uncle, senior citizens, senior men, senior women.</div> <div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via PayPal/Visa/Mastercard. </div>

I Don't Care, Okay? by Natalie Dee

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