"Did you just say, 'O-M-G?' Did you just kiss your husband in public? Is that mascara on your eyelashes? What a Jezebel!"
Make sure your local busy-body and queen of pointing out made-up sins can see the long list of shocking Bible verses on the back side of your new shirt or bag! She'd know these verses if she'd ever Crack Her Bible, but that might interfere with her time for gossipping-disguised-as-prayer-requests-for-others.
**No back image on woman's tank top.**