First you get the money. Then you get the Power. Only then, will one obtain the ultimate prize that has mattered since the beginning, the Harem.
Be it men, women, or both, all have at one point or another succumbed to the temptation of the mere idea of having the Harem at some point in their lives, but few have ever achieved it.
Mostly for legal and financial reasons.
Wear this shirt with pride, and know that you still, or at one point, work hard, have built yourself up, and achieved many feats beyond what you should have been capable of, making you the person you are today... For The Harem.