You hover, you swoop, you protect from all hazards. You are a helicopter mom. You don't just let 'em loose on the playground... you guide and closely monitor their movements because we're not going to urgent care today, NOT. TODAY... Not on Your Watch. Also available on a HOODIE!
Be proud of your mostly bruise-free children and carry on!
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