Zombifica D'Radion has a dream. In a world full of ghouls, creatures, and glowing green reminders of mans radioactive folly, the horrorshow of decay is simply too much to bear. Not because of it's frightful nature, but because honestly, not a single one of these undead monstrosities can dress themselves respectively.
And so, she is forced! Forced to bring them the gift of gothic, street-art inspired style, with a ghoulish Halloween twist! The fashion of the wasteland, it shall truly never be the same.
And perhaps even you, content in your non-glowing human world, are entranced by her design sense, no? This is perfectly natural. the undead queen of mutant street fashion accepts your compliments. Buy her shirt, and even you, a human, may know the warm afterglow of being radioactively fabulous.
(note: shirt does not actually glow. Someday, however...)