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I've spent quite a bit of time in my career <a href="" target="" rel="nofollow">shaving yaks</a> in order to get code into production. <br><br>I'm sick of shaving yaks and want to make this whole software world I live in better. I thought that maybe we could do that by <a href="" target="" rel="nofollow" title="Link:">helping to teach other people better ways to write software</a>.<br><br>Profits from shirt sales will get put back into the development community in hopes of making software better (and yak shaving a bit less frequent) :)<div> <br>If you have any questions about this, email me at [email protected] or hit me up on twitter: @daveshah<br><br>I hope this helps!<br><i>++dave;</i> </div>

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