(US) You Have The Right To A Lobster

<div>BUY BEFORE DECEMBER 10TH, RECEIVE BEFORE CHRISTMAS</div><div><br></div><div>Let everyone you pass know that they do, in fact, have the right to a lobster. Don't let shitting cormorants, flying whales or homicidal monkeys get you down -- you have the ability to wear this bad boy and they do not. Suckers. </div><div><br></div><div>AVAILABLE FOR BOTH GUYS AND GALS</div><div> <br><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/cr1tikalshirts" target="_blank">Link to Storefront</a><br><a href="https://teespring.com/official-cr1tmas-shirt-2015" target="_blank">Link to Christmas Shirt</a><br><a href="https://youtube.com/penguinz0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Link to Channel </a><br><a href="https://www.patreon.com/Cr1TiKaL?ty=h" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Link to Patreon</a> </div><div><br></div><div>This shirt was inspired by, "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFKrhimgBwk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">GTA Vacation Ruined</a>" </div>