Let the world know you are a proud member of Michaelbrent's Minions. This line of swag is guaranteed to improve your IQ by 10 points, add +8 to your Dexterity Score, and (if you wear it when the Mothership arrives) grants you an extra bag of on-ship peanuts and $3 off the in-flight movie (some Oscar bait movie starring Zac Efron as mother Theresa).

The perfect gift for bookworms and fans of Michaelbrent Collings, and the perfect way to remind everyone YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

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Shipping Details
All products are printed to order.
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Standard Shipping Times
Estimated Shipping Timelines: US-bound orders
US-bound orders are estimated to arrive within 4-7 business days once the order has been produced and handed over to the carrier for delivery.
Estimated Shipping Timelines: EU-bound orders
  • UK-bound orders are estimated to arrive within 7-12 business days following production.
  • For France, Germany, Netherlands, Sweden orders are estimated to arrive within 7-12 business days following production.
  • For all other countries within Europe, orders are estimated to arrive within 10 – 16 business days following production.
For international orders shipped from the US, we do not track packages once they reach their destination country.
Return Details
We understand that accidents happen. If you receive a damaged, misprinted, or defective product, we’ll gladly replace it or offer a refund within 30 days.
However, as our products are made to order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizes, colors, or if you simply change your mind.
Learn more about our return policy here.
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