Let the world know you are a proud member of Michaelbrent's Minions. This line of swag is guaranteed to improve your IQ by 10 points, add +8 to your Dexterity Score, and (if you wear it when the Mothership arrives) grants you an extra bag of on-ship peanuts and $3 off the in-flight movie (some Oscar bait movie starring Zac Efron as mother Theresa).

The perfect gift for bookworms and fans of Michaelbrent Collings, and the perfect way to remind everyone YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

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Shipping costs start at:
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  • $0 for the first phone case and $0 for each additional phone case.
  • $0 for the first sticker and $0 for each additional sticker.
  • $0 for the first hoodie/sweatshirt and $0 for each additional hoodie/sweatshirt.
  • $0 for the first Twitch hoodie and $0 for each additional Twitch hoodie.
  • $0 for the first mug and $0 for each additional mug.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first die cut sticker and $0 for each additional die cut sticker.
  • $0 for the first all-over hoodie and $0 for each additional item.
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  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first apparel item and $0 for each additional apparel item.
  • $0 for the first phone case and $0 for each additional phone case.
  • $0 for the first sticker and $0 for each additional sticker.
  • $0 for the first hoodie/sweatshirt and $0 for each additional hoodie/sweatshirt.
  • $0 for the first Twitch hoodie and $0 for each additional Twitch hoodie.
  • $0 for the first mug and $0 for each additional mug.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first die cut sticker and $0 for each additional die cut sticker.
  • $0 for the first all-over hoodie and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
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  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
Products are fulfilled in the EU/UK
Products are fulfilled in the US
Return Policy
If you're not 100% satisfied with your physical order, let us know and we'll make it right.
Learn more about our return policy here.
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