Read the oldometer. That's how many miles I've got on this body. Aged 34 Years. 34th Birthday gift tee for people born in 1986. Vintage Oldometer 34th Birthday Counting. Make a cool gift for your dad, mom, grandparent, friend who are turning 34 years old. Have a man turning 34 in your life? Does he love cars, racing and anything with an odometer? Then this is the perfect 34th birthday gift for him! This 34th birthday gift is perfect for dad, papa, grandpa, husband, boyfriends and any other man in your life!