Next time you find yourself lost in the Big Apple, simply rip off your shirt and consult the map, drawn by famed cartographer (and creator of Orcs of New York
) Harry Aspinwall. Whether you're fording the marshes of Broad Channel, battling trolls on Wall Street, traversing the ancient peaks of Washington Heights, sneaking through dwarven tombs hidden on the Q line, or (Ainur forbid) lost in Staten Island, this weathered old chart will get you where you need to be.
But don't go to New Jersey. There be dragons.