I'm Retired. Do It yourself.

<div><b>***Just Released and Only Here for a LIMITED TIME!</b></div><div><br></div><div> <div><b>***HOW TO ORDER?</b></div> <div>1. Select style and color</div> <div>2. Click green button "Reserve / Buy it now"</div> <div>3. Select size and quantity ( <b>S to 5XL available.)</b> </div> <div>4. Enter shipping and billing information</div> <div>5. Done! Simple as that!</div> <div><br></div> <div> <div>***Guaranteed Safe and Secure Checkout Through PayPal, Visa, MasterCard. <b>International shipping.</b><br> </div> <div><br></div> <div> <div> <b>Ordering Issues:</b> Contact Us Monday-Friday 9AM-5PM (EST). Phone: 1-855-833-7774 </div> <div>Or By Email Here: support@teespring.com</div> <div><br></div> <div>***And don’t forget to share it with your friends on Facebook or Twitter!<br> </div> </div> </div> </div>

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#Retired Teacher - Times Running Out!

<div> <div><b>100% Satisfaction Guarantee</b></div> <div><br></div> <div>Contact Teespring Customer Support - (855) 833-7774 or email- support@teespring.com  Buy with friends!  Save on shipping when you order two or more! <img src="https://d1b2zzpxewkr9z.cloudfront.net/user_images/35eb46854e6e1a7d5b01d4a6dc0f22438e92c4a8/687474703a2f2f67696679752e636f6d2f696d616765732f4d6f72654f7074696f6e7342656c6f7739396366372e676966"><br> </div> </div>

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I'm Retired. Everyday Is A Weekend

<div> <div><b>***HOW TO ORDER?</b></div> <div>1. Select style and color</div> <div>2. Click green button "Buy it now"</div> <div>3. Select size and quantity</div> <div>4. Enter shipping and billing information</div> <div>5. Done! Simple as that!</div> <div><br></div> <div> <a href="https://teespring.com/stores/retirement-store" target="_blank"><b></b></a><b><u><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/retirement-store" target="_blank">Looking for a different shirt?  Click here t</a></u></b><b><u><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/retirement-store" target="_blank">o visit the store</a></u></b> </div> <div><br></div> <div><img src="http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h417/thanhq5/checkout%20banner_zpsupmru9lm.jpg"></div> </div><div> <div> </div> </div>

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BEEKEEPING retirement plan

<div>- Not available in stores. Limited quantities!<br> </div><div>- Buy 2 or more and save on shipping!</div><div>- Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: Paypal/VISA/MASTERCARD</div>

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Love Being Retired

<b>Styles Available for Men &amp; Women.  </b><u>Limited Edition Apparel ONLY Found  Here! </u><b><br><br>How to order:</b><br> 1. Select style (<b>Men/Women</b>: t-shirts/Hoodies/long sleeves and color)<br> 2. Click "Buy it now"<br> 3. Select size and quantity<br> 4. Enter shipping and billing information   <b><br><br>TIP</b>: SHARE it with your friends, order together and save on shipping. <br><br><b><i>Need Help Ordering?</i></b><br>Email: support@teespring.com

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No PHD

<b>Internet Exclusive! - Available for a few days only.</b><div> <b><img src="https://www.facebook.com/tr?id=292883134204470&amp;ev=PageView&amp;noscript=1"> <img src="https://www.facebook.com/tr?id=292883134204470&amp;ev=ViewContent&amp;noscript=1"><br></b>Choose your style and color below<br>** 30 Day 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed<br>** Safe &amp; Secure Checkout</div><div> <b><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/awesome-veteran-shirts?grw=xsell" target="_blank" title="Link: https://teespring.com/stores/awesome-veteran-shirts?grw=xsell">Check out all our Veteran shirts in our store - click here</a></b><br> </div>

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Retired Teacher LTD

<div>*** Proud Retired Teacher - LIMITED EDITION. 100% Original Design. ***</div><div><br></div><div>How to order:</div><div>1. Click the drop down menu and select your style</div><div>2. Click "Buy it Now" </div><div>3. Select size and quantity </div><div>4. Enter shipping and billing information</div>

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Retired Rad Tech - Limited Edition

<div> <p><b>Guaranteed Safe and Secure checkout via Paypal | Visa | Mastercard | Discover | Amex</b><br></p> </div><div><br></div><div><b>IMPORTANT :Buy 2 or more and get discounted shipping on additional item.</b></div><div><br></div><div><b>How To Order :</b></div><div><b>------------------</b></div><div><b>1. Select style and color.</b></div><div><b>2. Click on the Green Button.</b></div><div><b>3. Select quantity and size. Sizing Chart available for details.</b></div><div><b>4. Proceed to checkout. Fill address details, select payment method and place your order.</b></div><div><br></div><div><b>Need Help Ordering? </b></div><div><b>Contact Teespring Customer Support at support@teespring.com</b></div>

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Retired Dispatcher - Limited Edition

<div> <img><a href="https://teespring.com/stores/dispatcher-are-awesome?var=ssmtscopy" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1320.photobucket.com/albums/u521/scaleswift/TEMPLATE_zpsgvm3puo3.png"></a>Guaranteed Safe and Secure checkout via Paypal | Visa | Mastercard | Discover | Amex</div><div><br></div><div>IMPORTANT :Buy 2 or more and get discounted shipping on additional item.</div><div><br></div><div>Need Help Ordering? </div><div>Contact Teespring Customer Support at support@teespring.com</div>

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Retired Aircraft Mechanic Shirt

<div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div><div> <div>Guaranteed Safe and Secure checkout via Paypal | Visa | Mastercard | Discover | Amex</div> <div> <div><br></div> <div>IMPORTANT :Buy 2 or more and get discounted shipping on additional item.</div> <div><br></div> <div>How To Order :</div> <div>------------------</div> <div>1. Select style and color.</div> <div>2. Click on the Green Button.</div> <div>3. Select quantity and size. Sizing Chart available for details.</div> <div>4. Proceed to checkout. Fill address details, select payment method and place your order.</div> <div><br></div> <div>Need Help Ordering? </div> <div>Contact Teespring Customer Support atsupport@teespring.com</div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>

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Hate being retired from the post office

<strong>Made for postal workers by a postal worker..</strong> <br> <strong>Thousands sold and being worn in post offices across the country.</strong><br> <strong>Don't fall for copycats. We are the original..</strong><br> postalworker mailcarrier postalemployee postalcarrier lettercarrier ruralcarrier rca cca pse postoffice postaluniform postal funny postalscanner

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Yes, I Have A Retirement Plan Sailing

<div> <b><i>Yes, I Have A Retirement Plan, I Plan on Sailing</i></b><br> </div><div><i><b><br></b></i></div><div> <div> <i><b><a href="http://www.teespring.com/about/terms" target="">** VERY HIGH QUALITY - 30 Day 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed </a></b><img src="https://www.facebook.com/tr?id=292883134204470&amp;amp;ev=NoScript"></i> <i><img src="https://www.facebook.com/tr?id=292883134204470&amp;amp;ev=NoScript"></i><div><i><b><br></b></i></div> <div> <i><b>** Safe &amp; Secure Checkout | </b></i><b>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD. </b> </div> <div><i><b><br><u>BUY 2 for DISCOUNTED SHIPPING ON ADDITIONAL ITEMS - ORDER WITH FRIENDS!</u><br><br></b></i></div> </div> <div>Click <b>Buy It Now</b> to pick your size and order!</div> </div><div> </div>

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