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<p>Do you enjoy sarcastic sayings? A little cynical in nature? Quick witted and funny quotes kind of your thing? Those with a dry sense of humor will enjoy this design, probably not the best one for the happy go lucky folk though. Not a bad ice breaker either if I'm being honest. Cool for hanging out or going to school. Great T-Shirt as a Gift - a Christmas present, birthday present, graduation gift, sports, Fathers day, Mothers Day, Thanksgiving, secret santa, anniversary, wedding.</p><p></p> <p>Sometimes if I'm feeling a little belligerent I put this on, it gets a good reaction from my friends & colleagues. Not too bad for when I'm hungover either but I hate the hangover - necessary evil I guess. Perfect if you're a professional, computer geek, scientist, teacher, sheriff, lawyer, police officer. This is a great stocking filler as well, show how much you appreciate them with this great design. Gift for boyfriend, father, brother, uncle, nephew, grandfather, family member, godfather.</p><p></p>
<i>YOU DON'T LIKE ME, I DON'T CARE</i>
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Zero Days Without Sarcasm,<div>Hope you like it!</div>
Sarcasm
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