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Just keeping a level head in this crazy world is a task in and of itself. The As Above So Below Podcast try to help make that task a little more manageable. Now, keep that intention in your mind and your closet. <b>ONCE YOU FIND YOUR ALIGNMENT, LET OTHERS KNOW THAT THEY NEED THE SAME ENERGY TO FUCK WIT YOU!</b>

Nasty Women

<div>Designed and printed in the USA. Nasty women vote! All designs here: <a href="" target=""></a><div><br></div> <div>I will donate a portion of all proceeds to the Hillary campaign and Planned Parenthood. I care very much about women's rights and the future of our great country. -Beau Bergeron</div> </div>


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Repeal and Go F*K Yourself

Tell everyone around you how you really feel about the GOP plan to "repeal and replace".  <div><br></div><div>- 50% of proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.</div>

I am a ASS HOLE. Let's celebrate that!

According to our new friend <u>James Hoyt</u> (who is now apparently blocked from Facebook for hate speech)... I am <b>"a ASS HOLE"</b> for having views that celebrate fact over hyperbole, and being a "LIBERAL LITTLE SCUMBAG!" Not being a fan of people who CAPS CUSS in public, or call the 44th POTUS a "N***er in the WOODPILE," we thought a commemorative T-shirt would be fitting.<div><br></div><div> <b>ALL PROCEEDS from this will be donated to the NAACP</b> in James Hoyt's name. I'll make sure he gets a shirt and a thank you letter from the NAACP as well.<br><div><br></div> <div>Please join me in celebrating my assholery and wear it with pride! And thank you for your (tax-deductible) donation. -Reid</div> </div>


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Bartender - Limited Edition

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Funny colon cancer

This design features a blue colon cancer ribbon with a funny quote.<div>This will sure put a smile on a million faces! It is great for anyone battling colon cancer or who is in remission. </div><div>Makes a great gift. </div>