No Bullshit Hoodie #1

Our first hoodie! Help us stop the internet's BS by buying a warm sweater

Sarcastic Mechanic Shirt

<div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>Guaranteed Safe and Secure checkout via Paypal | Visa | Mastercard | Discover | Amex</div> <div> <div><br></div> <div>IMPORTANT :Buy 2 or more and get discounted shipping on additional item.</div> <div><br></div> <div>How To Order :</div> <div>------------------</div> <div>1. Select style and color.</div> <div>2. Click on the Green Button.</div> <div>3. Select quantity and size. Sizing Chart available for details.</div> <div>4. Proceed to checkout. Fill address details, select payment method and place your order.</div> <div><br></div> <div>Need Help Ordering? </div> <div>Contact Teespring Customer Support [email protected]</div> </div> </div> <div><br></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>




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Bitch, it's Saturday.

I got mine. You get yours. 


<div> <b>OILFIELD FLOWCHART!</b><br> </div><div><i><br></i></div><div> <b>ENDING SOON! BUY IT NOW!</b><b>   </b> </div><div> &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="" target="_blank"></a><a href="" target="_blank">Other t-shirts here </a>&lt;&lt;&lt;</div><div><br></div><div> 100% Printed in the U.S.A - Ship Worldwide.    </div><div> <b>HOW TO ORDER:</b><b> </b> </div><div> 1. Click the drop-down menu and select your style. </div><div> 2. Click “Reserve it now” button. </div><div> 3. Select your size and quantity. </div><div> 4. Enter shipping and billing information.   </div><div><i><br></i></div><div> <b>HINT:  These make great gifts! - Order 2 or More to Save on Shipping!</b><b>   </b> </div><div> Have questions or trouble ordering? Call us on 1-855-833-7774  or by Email here: <u><a target="">[email protected]</a></u> </div>

Strong Horse Old Woman

<div>Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up, buttercup. Only the strongest old women ride horses. The perfect gift item for seniors who love horseback riding. 100% cotton, available in multiple colors &amp; sizes. Comfortable and machine washable. <br> </div><div> <div> </div> </div>

bitches be trippin' , maybe i pushed one

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Fuck Donald Trump

OK, we're doing this one by popular request. <div><br></div><div>Now with added Mike Pence -- <a href="" target="_blank" title="Link:"></a> </div><div>For just the initials -- <a href="" target="_blank" title="Link:"></a> </div><div>For all our stuff with rude words on it - <a href="" target="_blank" title="Link:"></a><br>For all the rest of our stuff - <a href="" target="_blank"></a> </div>


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Black and lit!

Black, lit and proud.