ACCOUNTANT: Fighting off the ladies.

The perfect gift for the sexy accountant in your life. Show them some love whether it's tax season or not. 

$20
#TeamStillFat

#TeamStllFat came about from the critique of Before and After pictures often reinforcing that progress and health is inherent to losing weight and thinness. I'm fat before and after. I'm still fat.

$25
FUN THING TO DO IN THE MORNING

<div>Only available Here For few Days so <b>ACT FAST and order yours NOW</b>! </div><div><b>TIP: If you buy 2 or more (hint: make a gift for someone or team up) you’ll save quite a lot on shipping. </b></div><div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: </div><div><b>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD </b></div><div>Click the <b>GREEN BUTTON</b>, select your size and style. </div><div><b>Trouble Ordering?</b></div><div>Email [email protected] or call 1-855-833-7774. </div><div> </div>

$26
Plotting Something - Math Shirt

<div>I see you have graph paper. You must be plotting something.</div><div><br></div><div>Get one for yourself or a mathematician you know.<br> </div><br><b>Available in short sleeve, long sleeve and hoodies</b><br><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Kids Sizes also available here : <a href="https://teespring.com/plotting_kids" target="_blank">https://teespring.com/plotting_kids</a></b></div>

$23
Flag Does Not Fly Because The Wind Shirt

<div> <div> <b>TIP: If you buy 2 or more (hint: make a gift for someone or team up) you’ll save quite a lot on shipping.</b><br> </div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via:</div> <div><b>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div>Click the <b>GREEN BUTTON</b>, select your size and style.</div> </div>

$23
#TimStrong

On March 19 at approximately 5:40 am, Park Forest Police were on the scene at a vacant residence  investigating a break-in and a stolen vehicle found at the location.  A suspect exited the home and as the officers attempted to detain him, he produced a handgun and began firing on officers. Officers returned fire, striking the suspect. One officer, Tim Jones, suffered life threatening injuries in the gunfire exchange. Officer Jones was transported to St. James Hospital and then air lifted to Christ Medical Center where he underwent emergency surgery for a gunshot wound to the head. He remains in critical condition.<div><br></div><div>Tim is a one year veteran of the Park Forest Police Department, and comes from a police family.  The SouthCom Dispatchers are setting this up to support Tim and his family in his continued fight for his life. All proceeds will go directly to Tim and his family for use in his care. <br> </div>

$23
World's Greatest Farter, I mean Father

<b>Hoodies, long-sleeve, and other shirt option available in the drop down menu.</b><div><br></div><div>Only available for a limited time. Get yours now for Father's day!<div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>SECURE PAYMENT GUARANTEED WITH: <br>VISA - MASTERCARD - PAYPAL</b></div> </div>

$24
Send me to the campsite camping shirts

<div> <b>** Order 2 or More to Save on Shipping!</b> **<br><b>Not sold in stores.</b><b> 100% Printed in the U.S.A </b><b><br></b><div> <br>100% Guaranteed safe and secure checkout <br><div>via: <b>Paypal/VISA/MASTERCARD</b><br> </div> <br><div>Click :   <b><u>BUY IT NOW</u></b> to pick your size and order.</div> </div> </div>

$42
LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT

<div> <b>Order Sweatshirt here:</b> <a href="https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt" title="Link: https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt">https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt</a><br> </div><div> <b>Order Kids T-shirt here:</b> <a href="https://teespring.com/godloveskids" target="">https://teespring.com/godloveskids</a> </div><div><br></div><div>*HOW TO ORDER?</div><div>1. Select style and color</div><div>2. Click "Buy it Now"</div><div>3. Select size and quantity</div><div>4. Enter shipping and billing information</div><div>5. Done! Simple as that!</div><div><br></div><div><b>TIP: SHARE it with your friends, order together and save on shipping.</b></div>

$23
OLD MAN WITH A BOW

<div> <i><b>Lady Version =&gt; </b></i><b><i><a href="https://teespring.com/huntingi" target="">https://teespring.com/huntingi</a></i></b> </div><div><i><b><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hwogLYg.jpg"><br></b></i></div><div> <i><b>Internet Exclusive! - </b></i><i><b>Available for a few days only</b></i><br> </div><div></div><div><br></div><div> <div><i><b>** VERY High Quality Hoodies &amp; Tees</b></i></div> <div><i><b><br></b></i></div> <div><b>Safe &amp; Secure Checkout</b></div> <div><b><img src="https://d1b2zzpxewkr9z.cloudfront.net/user_images/0966b380857bfd0e65e2e189f6878b104beec9ca/687474703a2f2f7777772e6368656170687964726f706f6e6963732e636f6d2f762f76737066696c65732f6173736574732f696d616765732f70617970616c2d766973612d6d6173746572636172642e706e67"><br></b></div> </div>

$24
OLD MAN WITH A CANOE

<div> <b>More Kayaking Tshirts here</b>=&gt;<a href="https://teespring.com/stores/kayaking-and-canoeing-tshirts?mnl=des" target="_blank">https://teespring.com/stores/kayaking-and-canoeing-tshirts?mnl=des</a><br> </div><div><br></div><div>Order 2 or more and SAVE on shipping! </div><div>We ship to 178 countries</div><div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: </div><div>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD</div><div><br></div><div>HOW TO ORDER: </div><div>1. Select the style and color you want</div><div>2. Click "BUY NOW" or "RESERVE NOW"    </div><div>3. Select size and quantity  </div><div>4. Enter shipping and billing information  </div><div>5. Done! Simple as that! </div><div>Need Help?  Contact Teespring Email:</div><div>[email protected]</div>

$28
limited edition

<div> <b>*** Not available in stores ***</b><div><br></div> <div>Do you love this ?</div> <div><br></div> <div> <b>TIP: Order 2 or more to save on shipping. </b><br> </div> <div><br></div> <div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: PayPal / VISA / MASTERCARD</div> </div><div> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTu9DIV0XEPM20o6eSzxo3361sInVkPBaaqTHJ80UczraisvGNZ"><br> </div><div><br></div><div> <b>0-100 Real Quick hoodie</b> : <a href="https://teespring.com/0-100real-quick" target="_blank" title="Link: https://teespring.com/0-100real-quick">https://teespring.com/0-100real-quick</a> <br> </div><div><br></div><div> <br> </div><div> <br> </div>

$45