Professor Broman wants you to have the tastiest bowl of sadness at your table -- and now you can, with Xurios!

(Warning: Can only be eaten on weekends. Box location within grocery store changes at regular intervals. Consult YouTube for info.)
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Shipping Info
Orders are printed and shipped when the time expires or earlier.
You can expect your package to arrive 5 business days after the time expires.
Expedited or Rush shipping may be available depending upon the product(s) selected and the destination country.
Shipping costs start at:
  • $0 for the first apparel item and $0 for each additional apparel item.
  • $0 for the first phone case and $0 for each additional phone case.
  • $0 for the first sticker and $0 for each additional sticker.
  • $0 for the first hoodie/sweatshirt and $0 for each additional hoodie/sweatshirt.
  • $0 for the first Twitch hoodie and $0 for each additional Twitch hoodie.
  • $0 for the first mug and $0 for each additional mug.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
Products are fulfilled in the US
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