Sometimes you are just so hardcore you need to let folks know. If you can have a staring contest with your reflection and manage to win, how hardcore is that?
The old saying isn't true when you are awesomely hardcore, look that Gift Horse in the mouth. It'll give you a little something more.
With you Awesomeness carries a price greater than the devil can ever offer. Live Hardcore friends!
Sometimes hardcore is just too much, why do you need hair when you are quite simply this hardcore?