Haven't you ever wanted to suggest to every single person you meet that while you may APPEAR to be a fully-grown human, you are actually three children stacked together, teetering on each other's shoulders while trying to pass themselves off as a real adult?  I mean, we all have.

This is a terrific shirt to wear when doing any adult activity, such as 
eating as many cookies as you wantgoing into barssneaking into R-rated movies, or doing your taxes.

This shirt is by me, Ryan!  
I'm that Adventure TimeDinosaur ComicsMachine of Death, and To Be Or Not To Be: That Is The Adventure guy!  LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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