A friend told me about this site, and there weren't any shirts here already that fit my taste. So I made one that did.
Reveal your personal taste to others without completely giving away your power level.
Buy 4 more of these so that I can get my shirt.
Also selling these at base costs cause it wouldn't be fair for me to capitalize on swag like this.
Also I hereby state that I claim no ownership of any slogans presented here, as I believe that they are public domain. And I say this because I fear that some producers of hipster t-shirts may have already laid claim to these internet memes in order to corner the hipster meme market. In short. Don't sue me.