I knew the risks in catering to such a dangerous audience, but I couldn't help myself. So here we are. Perhaps you were so damned disruptive that you missed the last campaign. Maybe your previous shirt disintegrated off your very body. Frankly, that's none of my business. Whatever the reason, a third run of the last shirt you'll ever wear was needed. Here it is. As an almost-unreasonable bonus, I've added a second colour. Behold: Cranberry™. 

August 2015 update: Teespring bugged out and relaunched the campaign. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


– Julian
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