This Is Not A Kid's Book - My Daddy Is A

Never read this to your kids. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can tell from the title.<br><br>A little girl shares about all the ways her daddy is awesome. And the many ways he isn't.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Meet My...

This Is Not A Kid's Book<br><br>Seriously, it's not. Joey wants you to meet his family! And if this was a kid's book, nobody in his family would be comically addicted to cocaine.<br><br>But then again, this is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only please.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Monsters...

This Is Not A Kid's Book<br><br>It's definitely not. Have you ever been afraid of the monsters in your bedroom?<br><br>Which monsters?<br><br>Probably not the ones in this book. Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - The Rainy Day

This is not a kid's book.<br><br>Seriously. Don't show it to your kids. It's about a little kid who finds ways to make the most out of a rainy day. What does he do? Some pretty bad stuff.<br><br>Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - First Day...

This is not a kid's book.<br><br>Don't do it. Don't open it if you're looking for a kid's book. Sure, it's about an older brother walking his little brother through his first day of school. But don't be fooled by the premise. And don't be fooled by the girl eating hard shell tacos with a fork.<br><br>Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Alphabet

This is not a kid's book, but it certainly will remind you an alphabet exists. Oh dear goodness this dad should never teach his kid things like he does in this book.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Crossing The..

This is not a kid's book. Or a life lesson. It's just some twisted humor about kids crossing a street.

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Convenience Store Diet - The Best Of

Here's a great book to pick up for a quick laugh.<br><br>Convenience Store Diet was my comedy web comic for about five years. Every week, I'd make a new comic. And after making hundreds of them, I compiled a bunch of them into this "best of" book right here. It's all one-off, extremely inappropriate jokes that hopefully will make you laugh. Please enjoy responsibly.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Saying Go....

This Is Not A Kid's Book<br><br>Seriously, it's not. Lauren learns how to grieve her Grandpa's death at his funeral. And if you think, "Andrew, are you seriously making jokes about a little girl grieving death? What could you possibly do? " You'll have to read to find out.<br><br>This is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only please.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Cats And Dogs

This is definitely not a kid's book. Little Wendy meets her new stepmom's pets. And she learns the differences between the two. And also their dark, dark secrets.

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Irrational Thoughts - Things I Think...

This is a really funny and disgusting comedy book full of one-off stupid jokes and dumb things I've thought about while avoiding responsibility. I hope this brings you some smiles today.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - My Weekend...

This is not a kid's book.<br><br>Do not show this to your kids. A little girl goes to visit her grandmother for the weekend. Don't believe the narrator. It doesn't go as planned.<br><br>Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Career Day

This book is not for kids. Everyone brings their family in to talk about their careers during a school's career day. Yep. Everyone.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Spaghetti

Never show this to your kids. Please just make them spaghetti instead.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Genie

This book is not for kids. A genie grants three wishes to a kid. But it doesn't mean they're good wishes...

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Best Friends

This is not a kid's book.<br><br>It's not. It's about two best friends growing up and growing apart. But don't let the cute artwork fool you.<br><br>Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Monsters...

This Is Not A Kid's Book. <br><br>It's definitely not. Have you ever been afraid of the monsters in your bedroom?<br><br>Which monsters?<br><br>Probably not the ones in this book. Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Sleepover

Never show this book to your kids. But this will bring you back to the days when you were young, having a sleepover, and then one of your buddy breaks out a spoon, a lighter, and some methamphetamines, and scares the crap out of you and all your friends. Don't do meth please.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - Road Trip

Do not show this to your kids. A family goes on a road trip together. It's all the fun things they love to experience together. And some of the things they don't.<br><br>Because this is not a kid's book. 18+ audiences only plz.

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This Is Not A Kid's Book: Hide And Seek

This horrible monstrosity of a book is about a little girl playing hide and seek. Or is it?

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This Is Not A Kid's Book - You Can't Jud

This is not for kids. And I'm not sure if it's for adults either. If you think you know what this book is about, then you're a wizard, Harry.

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