WARNING: Use Spring at your own risk!
Hake's questionable Teespring store
NOTE: Teespring is going through ISSUES. I can't guarantee you'll receive your orders! Hake hasn't received his, and gets limited response from customer service. Hopefully they work it out! No promises!
Featured Products
I Love Boomers (black ink)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$26.99Available colors
Obvious GlobeClassic Crew Neck T-Shirt
$22.99Available colors
Mildly AttractiveNext Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$24.99Available colors
I Disavow Hake MonkeyNext Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$22.99Available colors
Hake Monkey La La LaMug
$11.99Available colors
Knowledge is poison (black ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Facts vs. Truth (White Ink)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$21.99Available colors
Knowledge is poison (white ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Facts vs. Truth (Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Disgusting / shameful! FACE (Black Text)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
COO-AL (White Ink Only)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
COO-AL (Black Ink ONLY)Classic Long Sleeve Tee
$19.99Available colors
LALALA (Dark Red)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
LALALA (Bright Red)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
COO-AL (White and Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
The Hake Report (Logo, White Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
The Hake Report (Logo, Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
The Hake Report / La La La...(WHITE INK)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$24.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Women's Racerback Tank
$19.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Die Cut Sticker
$6.99
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$39.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Women's Comfort Tee
$22.99